A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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:O + :P = 69

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Gadaffi

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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