An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Comedy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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