- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Poop

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Farts smell bad!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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