- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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