Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

69, hahaha

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Please spell dyslexia.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Drunk irish man

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

dislike this...please.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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