- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What's wrong with woman Everything

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

I Have a Black Friend

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

knock knock. who's there? someone.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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