Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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