Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

a black guy leaves prison

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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