- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What is cold? Winter

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Knock knock What

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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