- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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