- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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