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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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