I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Women's rights

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

connor sucks

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Joe Biden

Land Rovers

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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