whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Three blondes walk into a community college.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock, knock. Come in.......

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

wanna hear a joke? not really

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

thumb_up thumb_down +14

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

PENlS.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops