What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Girls Basketball.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Wy did the chicken?

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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