A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Gestapo.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

How did the priest die? Masterbation

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

verry nice how mUCH?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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