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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina