- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

baby loves lalma

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

potatoes

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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