what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

a catholic priest and a young boy

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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