Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Are you a human?

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

guess what what? nothing.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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