Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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your a towel.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Your time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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