Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Can I touch it?

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Farts smell bad!

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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