- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the child step on a ball?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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