an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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don't look behind you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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