- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

The 13th Amendment...

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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