GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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69

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Ass

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Anti Joke

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