- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A snake walks into a bar

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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