- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What's dead? Your mum.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Japan called... They need help.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

like for a handjob.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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