- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Barack Obama

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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