- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Wade's the father

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Cancer.

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