- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Knock Knock. Come in.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Trashcan!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Gadaffi

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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