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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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guess what chicken butt

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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