knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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