Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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