Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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