Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Cleveland winning something

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68 :)

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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