Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

http://anti-joke.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +17

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops