- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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