What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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sarah taylor

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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