- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

why?

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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