Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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