What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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