- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Good boy

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

space is fun

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Black History Month

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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