How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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i love huge wieners.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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