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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamas so fat.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Black people. They are so kind.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Yo daddy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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