Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

guess what what? nothing.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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