A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Anagram.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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