- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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