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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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