- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What is next?

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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