A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Hashtag

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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